life advice for 18 to 25 year old youths – from a 45 year old : My suggestions are serious. Taken together – I promise they will really make your life better
For Girls:
1) Dont Take Birth Control. Ever. It will f*** with your body and hormones for years and years later. If you dont want to get pregnant dont have s**.
2) Its ok to have unprotected s** with a guy if you like him! As long as he has his s*** together! – even if hes a little sleezy and you might not want to bring him home to mom – as long as he has a job or some kind of future prospects or some kind of game plan that ends in him getting a job and he seems like the kind of guy who will do it and get a job and PAY THE BILLS ! that is MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOW CUTE HE IS !
SO the real filter for who you should have s** with should be: Does this guy have a job now that can pay bills or if in college, is he a good student and in a degree plan that will end up with a real job that pays good money like a Doctor or a Nurse or an Engineer ? DONT F*** THE PRETTY LOOKING POETRY MAJOR WITH THE MAN BUN! his a** aint gonna get a job! You are WAY WAY WAY better off f****** the Redneck Plumber guy or the AC Repair man – who already has a job – than you are f****** Liberal arts kids – unless they are already planning on going to law school or MBA school or whatever and have taken the tests and are currently applying – you get the drift –
DONT WASTE YOUR S** LIFE ON GUYS WHO CANNOT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT YOU SHOULD YOU GET PREGNANT BY ACCIDENT
3) Stop wearing socks . Your shoes look sexier without them – everyone knows it – (thats why “no show” socks are so popular!!!) – because everyone knows girls look better without socks. They are a waste of time. Just stop wearing socks every day. Start today. WHen you read this: Stop and take off your socks and toss them out. When you get home get rid of the rest of your socks. wear bandaids if you get blisters. make it part of your look. Make this a forever practice. Whether its keds or ankle boots or s*** high heels or moccasins or ballet flats or tennis shoes or trainers or whatever it is – it will look better when you are not wearing socks – so just do it because you will be glad you did
4) Stop wearing underwear. Most days at least. If you have a heavy peroid and need to wear a pad on your heaviest flow day then maybe dark underwear is ok then – but otherweise you need to be going WITHOUT UNDERWEAR AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE – it will automatically make you feel sexier. In everything you wear. You will feel sexier every day no mattrer what at its better for your health. You will be better off with this one trust me.
5) Sleep naked too. Fully Naked. Start getting used to it if you havent already.
6) plan to start having children sometime between the age of 19 to 25. The sooner the better. It needs tobe with a guy who has a job – see above.
7) HAVE FUN! Smoke Cigarettes if you want to! Smoke Weed if you Want to! Get Blackout Drunk as much as you want too! – Until you get pregnant or have children. Once you get pregnant you need to stop getting drunk and high so much. You can still smoke cigarettes if you want to or cant wuit. My first baby mama college GF was a heavy three pack a day smoker and could NOT quit when she got pregnant “by accident” when we were in college – but she kept smoking the whole time and the baby was fine. Our daughter is 17 now and shes basically a fantasticly cool person! Yes she smokes like her mom because her mom let her start smoking at age 12 and i dont love that but I ve made my peace with it and Im ok with it – she likes smoking so why make a big production out of it ! but point is: HAVE FUN
8) Date older guys – Like at least 6 to 15+ years older than you! Because older guys have their s*** together WAY WAY WAY more than teenager or early 20s guys. This is a Goddamn Fact . Accept it and find a way to make it work. Its o kto flirt with younger boys whoa re cute – but when it coes to who you let inside of your v***** – it better be an older man who has a good paying job
9) FIND A RELIGION THAT YOU LIKE – it doesnt ahve to be a formal one with a church or whatever. It can be spiritual or astrology if you want, or zodiacs stuff, or Buddism or Islam or Catholocism or Baptists or Evangellical christianity or Latter Day Saints or Morons or whatever. Hell Political Conspiricy theoryies might count who knows. But Dont be afraid to join a Cult if you like it enough. All the rules 1 – 8 above STILL APPLY! so if your cult tells you different – dont join that cult – Find one that will take you. Be spiritaul and pray. If you convert to Islam realize thats a tough f****** religion. I read up on it yearsa go and I admire the hell out of the girls who can put up with all that s***. I know I couldnt . but YOU DO YOU> but find a God to worship – and while following all the rules above – stay committed to them !
For Boys:
1) JOIN THE MILITARY. This is unconditional number 1. If you are college kid this is still true. If you want to finish college first and then join the ROTC program or enroll in officer training thats ok. But whether you are 18 or 19 or 20 or 21 or 22 or 23 or 24 or 25 – there is absolutely nothing better you can do with your entire life than JOIN THE MILITARY – you dont have to serve career – it can be ANY BRANCH you want – Air Force or Navy or Army or Marines – Join Any Branch – Service to your Country – It will make you better disciplined, and give you a greater appreciation for what is out there – Even if you are a straight A honor roll kid – JOINING THE MILITARY IS HOW YOU BECOME A REAL MAN.
If you Fail to join the Military – you will later regret it the rest of your life once you come to understand what you missed.
JOIN THE F****** MILITARY. JOIN TODAY IF YOU CAN. IF YOU NEED TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEKEND, JOIN THEN. IF YOU NEED TO WAIT UNTIL END OF THIS SCHOOL YEAR THEN JOIN THEN. BUT DONT TURN 26 WITHOUT HAVING JOINED THE F****** MILITARY. TRUST ME – MORE SO THAN ALMOST ANYTHING ELSE YOU WILL EVER DO IN YOUR LIFE _ THIS WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER MAN!
2) ONLY DATE GIRLS WHO ARE 5 to 7+ YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU! (well subject to legal age limits obviously) And its FINE to date girls 15+ years younger than you once you get into your 30s – but since this is for 18-25 aged boys I guess thats different – Lol I guess that if you are 18 its ok to date a 14 year old so 4 years probably acceptable limit for 18 year olds – I mean: I dated a 14 year old when I was 18 – and i HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOUNGER GIRLS!!!! They are less jaded by the world – and their maturity level matches your own better. – Sad but True boys. When I was 25 and dating a 17 year old girl she was more mature than me. By the time you are 20 you still need to not date girls older than 16. WHen you are 22 to 25 then you can date girls who are 17 to 18. Thats almost the perfect time to catch girls is 17-18 – but YOU HAVE TO BE NEARLY DONE WITH SCHOOL OR HAVE HAD YOUR S*** TOGETHER FOR SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE YOU TAKE A 17 year old Girl
3) PLAN TO GET A REAL JOB THAT MAKES MONEY – Like a REAL job like a Plumber or Electrician or AC repair man or Doctor or Accountant or Engineer or go Career Military – If you dont have the real job yet – MAKE A PLAN TO GET A REAL JOB AND GET AFTER IT! Be prepared to pay for all the bills for the rest of your life. Get used to working hard. GET YOUR S*** TOGETHER! If you are working on it but need a d*** around job in the meantime – thats ok go work at Walmart or Target or Starbucks or wherever you need to work for now before you get a better job!
4) Have Fun – But do NOT get yourself addicted to drugs or alcohol. That s*** will f****** ruin your life. If you think you have a problem already that means you dpo have a problem and you need treatment. SUBSTANCE ABUSE IS ONE OF THE TOP F*** UP ISSUES FOR YOUNG MEN! We have witnessed an entire generation of young men blow their lives away on drugs and alcohol – dont fall into that trap !
5) EXERCISE EVERY DAY AND EAT HEALTHY! – There is NO REASON TO NOT BE GOING TO THE GYM EVERY DAY – mix it up and lift weights an do cardio on in between days – or get really into weight lfiting or get really into learning MMA or BJJ or just like ANY Martial Arts. Learn how to defend yourself. SIgn up and take the classes. Study it and make it part of your morning routine. Pushups and pull ups and lunges and squats and all that is good too just like running and swimming and biking is also good. Start healthy Habits now. Go at least 3 days a week for an hour – but really youre young, you might as well go 6 or 7 days a week – and also eat decent food –
6) DONT EAT JUNK FOOD AND TRASH ALL DAY – Eat decent food – moderate your food and eat plenty of protein as well as veggies and drink lots of water!
7) NO FAP! STOP JERKING OFF SO MUCH! NO FAPPING! For Fucks Sake if you are 20 and still Jerking off 5 times a day how to f*** do you expect to ever hold a job ? Stop touching yourself today. Just try to make it the rest of today withyou you molesting yourself and destroying your own c***… Just go the rest of today. Then make it through the night. THen try to go all day tomorrow without it. THE ONLY TIME YOU ARE ALLOWED TO EJACULATE IS WHEN IT IS INTO THE V***** OF A YOUNG WOMAN – Period that is how god intended it. Whichever God you want to worship – THEY ALL SAY THAT – SO start doing it.! ONLY CUME INSIDE OF WOMENS VAGINAS ! NOT ASSHOLES NOT INSIDE OF OTHER MEN! THATS NOT FOR CUMING! — NOW IF YOU STOP FAPPING FOR SEVERAL DAYS and lets say you feel like you are losing your mind and so terribly h**** that you would f*** anything that moves – even if its an Ugly Fat Girl – then thats ok ! You can f*** as many Ugly Fat Girls as you want as long as they are at least a few years younger than you ! Thats Why God Made Ugly Fat Girls!!!!!! Is because its better for you to blow your hot load of s**** inside of them without a condom than it is for you to waste your seed into a sock or toilet paper .. The Ugly or Fat Girls will thank you for having s** with them – and you will be more clear headed after every time you blow a hot load of s**** into a young girl – so you are idk, 22 and lets say maybe If you dont have a Girlfriend now and going 6 days without m*********** is driving you insane and you are just constantly getting raging hard ons and there is this kinda chubby but still almost acceptably cute freshman in high school girl – or even a sophomore in hgih school maybe one with Self Esteem issues – its ok if you come inside of her or some girl like that – Even if she isnt your girlfriend – btu if you need to go bust your load into the v***** of a young teenage girl to stay sane – well you know where the young teenage girls are – so do that as often as you need to feel right!
8) DONT USE CONDOMS. Condoms are for pussies. Ive never used one. You should Never use one either. If a girl asks you to use a condom – just say you forgot. If she offers you one, you should try to say no again – but if it accidentally” slips off during s** thats acceptable I guess – mainly I just refused to date any girl who ever asked me to wear a condom. You dont have to be a crusader on this – but just never put one on your c***. Never pay for them. Never buy them for others. Just dont engage in the Condom Opporession. Let your D*** Live Free.
9) GO HIKING / CAMPING / OVERLANDING OUT IN THE WILDERNESS! – You need to be in Nature some every year to BE A MAN – – Nature Heals your soul and makes it right – Read up online about camping and hiking tips and learn about it! Tons of Hiking and Camping tips are FREE! You can take an old backpack and probably just use stuff you already have laying around to make a servicable hiking backpack – KEEP IT LIGHT WEIGHT ! 10 to 12 lbs is a good target limit ! Assuming at least a 2 liter bottle of Water – You Can NEVER BRING ENOUGH WATER ! – But seriously spend more time in nature. Do it at least once this year before the end of the year – It can just be a weekend trip – it doesnt have to be far away – But you need to find a place out side of town and go sleep in the woods or in the mountains or in the desert or fields – and you need to take a hike of at least 10 miles to get there – and you need to learn how to pack a f****** backpack with food, water, flashlight, a multii tool and/or camp hatchet and a tent or Bivy and a sleeping bag or sleeping mat or roll – its fine to have a pocket knife or clip on knife – just learn how to use it smartly – learn how to make a f****** fire. Learn how to catch a fish. Learn how to find your way in the woods. It makes you a REAL MAN.
10) LEARN YOUR TOWN AND URBAN SURVIVAL SKILLS – Walk around your City or Town on a day off maybe next weekend – Watch Videos on Urban Survival or read books on it – Youtube is Free. SOme of them are idiots but some know something. – learn the lay of the land. Learn to spot danger. Learn how your town works. Do the same thing walking around your City. Go walk in some places you are scared to walk. Do it without underwear. Not even shittin gyou. Doing it that way will keep you on your toes. Do it unarmed – if you dont have legal weapons. If you want to bring a pocket knife or clip on knife that fits in a pocket ok – but no guns. NO GUNS ON THIS ONE. You can buy whatever guns you are legally allowed to buy later – but you need to walk around UNARMED INTO some really bad neighborhoods where they dont like you – and you need to learn how to deal with that
11) TAKE A FIRST AID CPR CLASS. No f****** s***. Take a Class. Hell take an EMT class if you can. Thats a REAL f****** job too. But learn how to give emergency medical care to someone in need. When your mom is dying on your kitchen floor at age 48 because your dumbass 19 almost 20 year old self never bothered to learn CPR – so now your illegitimate daughter you had with that freshman girl with the braces and acne covered face who is like 25 pounds overweight and SO self conscious – your poor f****** illegitimate daughter is never going to get to meet her grandmother because you didnt learn CPR . Learn CPR and save a fuckking Life.
I think that about covers it for my advice for 18 to 25 year olds.