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If everyone is telling corvallus stories I’ve got one:

We were steaming south to the Ivory Coast on the fishing ship Cornholio Marie captained by a mountain of a black man, Captain Nig Hansen. Corvallus was being chewed out for insubordination again when Captain Nig says “gentleman, Sailor Winslow is guilty of insubordination. Winslow you will kiss the gunner’s daughter, take him below deck for the makings!”

We dragged Corvallus below deck and tied him to the gunner’s daughter and pulled his trousers down.

Commander Phil Hendrie came in first with first mate RC Collins and inspected his b******* for cleanliness. “we’ve got a clean hole, bring down captain Hansen!”.

Captain Hansen came down pulled out his 17″ b********* and slammed Corvallus cheeks for a good 25 minutes before blasting a quart of vanilla yogurt consistency jizzlejuice on Corvallus’ back.

“Alright boys, finish him off” Nig Hansen said.

We then proceeded to launch a 48 sailor train on sailor Winslow.

You’d think after an experience like this Sailor Corvallus Winslow would never be insubordinate again. This is where you’d be wrong, this became a weekly occurrence.

New Confession

My wife just got a huge silicone Horse Di.ldo to add to her collection. The horse co.ck is 15 inches long with a stiff inner core so it feels rigid and realistic.

Horses have a flat co ck head which provides more resistance as she tries to push the huge horse d**** inside her bun. It creates a vacuum as it moves in her bun. She moans as she sits on it and slides lower and lower on the shaft as it spreads her bun open.

Her latest toy has a built in tube so it can squirt hot liquid deep inside her bun, imitating a horse cu.mming. It has a ridge line halfway down the shaft that spreads her open. It also has a huge knot near the base which can be further inflated to be even bigger after it is in her.

It has no balls because a gelding doesn’t have balls since geldings are castrated. She says that I should be castrated too and be her gelding. She holds my balls and shakes them a little and says, ‘They’re gonna come off honey. You know I’m gonna have you neutered and emasculated.’

As the knot gets inflated it must feel like giving birth as the knot grows bigger and stretches her inside. It does have a suction cup base to hold it steady so she can sit on it and slide down on the shaft.

Her collection of fantasy d**** co.cks keeps her busy so that I hardly get any s.ex. She has fat co.cks, ones with spikes, ones with ridges, ones with bumps and she has stra.p-ons that she insists on using on me to make it clear what my position is in the relationship.

She makes me bend over, then she grabs my balls and she forces her strap-on up inside me. Then the thrusting begins. My co.ck gets hard and she laughs about my erection and says that I must be gay. Then she thrusts more.

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