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I met this guy who goes by the Niggeronian or “Niggeroni The Alabama Treat” on a local message board. I thought he was just joking about the burgers, insults and violence and I was h**** and so I met him. I see that he hangs out here too.

Sure enough I meet him at a rest area he says “Burger me, now” and puts his hand out.

I give him the burgers and he says “bend over, white b****”. I do as he says because he sounds angry.

He grabs my hips and slides his (average) c*** inside me then what happened next shocked me: he opens the wax paper on my back and begins eating that hamburger while f****** my a**.

He’s smacking his lips and saying things like “oooh that’s delicious” and “flame grilled” and “white booty and Bufords are some of my favorite things!” And “where’s my damn chocolate malt cheap cracker?”

He finished up the burger, crunched the wrapper up and threw it at the back of my head, belched really loud, then said “oh me oh my I do declare I’m gonna blow my damn load”

After he came he kept trying to fart on my face but kept doing silent but deadlies. Finally he ripped an audible fart and was all proud of himself and grinning ear to ear.

Then he grabbed my head and tried to fart another one and I heard the unmistakable sound of someone sharting violently.

“Those damn rotten burgers you gave me!” He screamed before running to his car, a Ford Pinto station wagon.

Niggeronian 2/10 he had good staying power and that’s about all.

New Confession

My wife just got a huge silicone Horse Di.ldo to add to her collection. The horse co.ck is 15 inches long with a stiff inner core so it feels rigid and realistic.

Horses have a flat co ck head which provides more resistance as she tries to push the huge horse d**** inside her bun. It creates a vacuum as it moves in her bun. She moans as she sits on it and slides lower and lower on the shaft as it spreads her bun open.

Her latest toy has a built in tube so it can squirt hot liquid deep inside her bun, imitating a horse cu.mming. It has a ridge line halfway down the shaft that spreads her open. It also has a huge knot near the base which can be further inflated to be even bigger after it is in her.

It has no balls because a gelding doesn’t have balls since geldings are castrated. She says that I should be castrated too and be her gelding. She holds my balls and shakes them a little and says, ‘They’re gonna come off honey. You know I’m gonna have you neutered and emasculated.’

As the knot gets inflated it must feel like giving birth as the knot grows bigger and stretches her inside. It does have a suction cup base to hold it steady so she can sit on it and slide down on the shaft.

Her collection of fantasy d**** co.cks keeps her busy so that I hardly get any s.ex. She has fat co.cks, ones with spikes, ones with ridges, ones with bumps and she has stra.p-ons that she insists on using on me to make it clear what my position is in the relationship.

She makes me bend over, then she grabs my balls and she forces her strap-on up inside me. Then the thrusting begins. My co.ck gets hard and she laughs about my erection and says that I must be gay. Then she thrusts more.

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