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I’m a sociology major (and a socialist! Bernie 2024!) and I’ve been enjoying studying some members of this website.

Corvallus seems to be the most popular member and I’ve determined that he is of the “hip hop” or “whigger” culture. His favorite bar is Cleo’s Lounge in Orlando. His favorite beer is anything made with Malt. He likes athletic shoes, gold chains, sports (and sports talk and sports c****!), and strong cocksure black men.

During a*** coitus, often with many consecutive partners, he enjoys screaming out affirming and wiseacre declarations and catchphrases to help spread his name and reputation. He coined the term “backsnatch” and enjoys the popularity it has found. He considers himself macho and tough and often tells people to “speak with their chest” and hints that he is adept at combat violence. Part of his bravado is his dangerous “no loads refused” and “no condoms allowed” rules. He is a softie at heart and is generous, often giving his new lovers gifts and accessories for a*** s**. He often barters and trades with homeless men (alcohol for s**)

Corvallus enjoys hip hop music and nightclubs, he’s an avid dancer and singer and he prides himself on his a*** hair (grundle, backbush, etc).

Corvallus despite his frequent interactions with men is likely a loner and despite his frequent s***** relationships with African Americans he is also likely a racist who freely uses the N word. Corvallus may also be a psychopath or sociopath and there are hints that he has experimented with equine and canine b*********.Thanks for reading my report.

Herb Eaversmelz, PU

New Confession

My wife just got a huge silicone Horse Di.ldo to add to her collection. The horse co.ck is 15 inches long with a stiff inner core so it feels rigid and realistic.

Horses have a flat co ck head which provides more resistance as she tries to push the huge horse d**** inside her bun. It creates a vacuum as it moves in her bun. She moans as she sits on it and slides lower and lower on the shaft as it spreads her bun open.

Her latest toy has a built in tube so it can squirt hot liquid deep inside her bun, imitating a horse cu.mming. It has a ridge line halfway down the shaft that spreads her open. It also has a huge knot near the base which can be further inflated to be even bigger after it is in her.

It has no balls because a gelding doesn’t have balls since geldings are castrated. She says that I should be castrated too and be her gelding. She holds my balls and shakes them a little and says, ‘They’re gonna come off honey. You know I’m gonna have you neutered and emasculated.’

As the knot gets inflated it must feel like giving birth as the knot grows bigger and stretches her inside. It does have a suction cup base to hold it steady so she can sit on it and slide down on the shaft.

Her collection of fantasy d**** co.cks keeps her busy so that I hardly get any s.ex. She has fat co.cks, ones with spikes, ones with ridges, ones with bumps and she has stra.p-ons that she insists on using on me to make it clear what my position is in the relationship.

She makes me bend over, then she grabs my balls and she forces her strap-on up inside me. Then the thrusting begins. My co.ck gets hard and she laughs about my erection and says that I must be gay. Then she thrusts more.

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