Love my wife, but I’d rather spend time on the internet/Nintendo than spending the next hour or so f****** her in various positions until one of us is physically tired enough to want to stop, all the while I fail to climax & have to live with the “i’m a s***** lover” fallout for the rest of the evening.

I’d rather just disappoint her by not putting out. Sorry hon. It’s easier to deal with you being mad at me for being a prude than it is to deal with your negativity after we fool around.