14 years we’ve been acquainted and I realised tonight I don’t like you. You’re vile!
Still at least I wasn’t the fat one in the room tonight! Good god you’re HUGE, rude and horrid company. Why try for my attention when you clearly think I’m a snob anyway.
I’m sorry I wear nice clothes and jewellery, maybe if you were not getting drunk day after day you’d be able to afford them too.