I just received word from Jizzle Jockey Jermaine that Corvallus and A*** Aioli Alan got into a b**** fight at 321 Slammers last night.

Here’s how it happened: So triple A got out of his sling and went to use the lavatory and while he was gone Corvallus hops in to his sling and starts talking up his backsnatch and his satisfaction guarantee.

So AAA comes back out and sees Corvallus getting powerfucked by Alan’s crush, Shitpacker Shawn. Alan starts crying and runs and jumps onto Corvallus’ face with his hairy c** soaked a******.

AAA then grabbed a BBQ lighter that some t**** was using to smoke a bowl of tina and lit Corvallus’ front and backbush on fire. The fire from Corvallus’ front bush lit Shitpacker Shawn’s front bush on fire and he ran off shrieking. Corvallus yelled “my front and backbush!” and laid there withering and moaning like the witch on wizard of oz when they threw water on her.

C** Guzzler Chris, 29, Miami Fl