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Bonjour Black brothers! Corvallus at your service! I’ll have my sling set up in the handicapped stall of the KFC men’s bathroom on Delaney and Michigan tomorrow night at 7pm!

Bring your bulbous black booty boppers down to breed my backsnatch boisterously! Say WHATS SLEAZY for immediate entrance!

Fresh Pig Sweat poppers on deck, variety of lubes and baby wipes all complimentary, thats the Corvallus Difference ™

🚨🚨🚨BONUS OFFER🚨🚨🚨

For every deposit made to my bootybank you will receive one piece of original recipe and a buttermilk biscuit, and yes I do keep hot sauce in my purse!!

Join me tomorrow night for CORVALLUS’ COUNTRY CHICKEN COCKJAMBOREE!

SLEAZE YA THERE!

CBW3

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.•♫•♬• 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥. •♬•♫•.

So I was watching Jeopardy! yesterday while cutting out New Yorker comic strips.(because why not) One of them reminded me of this woman who somehow knew who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding.

My dad and I started talking about it, and he said, “It would be funny if we did that—like, have you name a bunch of people.” Then he started listing only boys’ names, which honestly annoyed me.

It reminded me of when I was little and you would always say, “One day, when you get married to a boy or a girl…” which I always appreciated because it never assumed who I’d end up with. So it kind of pissed me off that my dad immediately only came up with boys’ names, especially when you always made a point not to make assumptions like that.So I was watching jeopardy yesterday while cutting out new yorkers commic strpps. one of them remined me of this lady who new who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding. me and my dad started talking about it and he was like ” it would be funny if we did that like make you say a bunch of names *starts naming only boys names” Like when I was little you would always be like one day when you get married to a boy or Girl.

like dad maybe I’m biiiii????

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