You should use that pigs makeup. You all look like saggy nutsacks bumbling/bumping into each other.
It’s Friday, drinking 🍸 after work, dressed up like a girl, short skirt, socks, pretty top. So hard in girl undies, got to get it off.
I found out my female friend did a nu.de photoshoot with a pro photographer But she’s fat and not attractive at all. I could see her nak.ed by going on the site, but I don’t want to because she’s ugly. Why couldn’t this have been my extremely hot friend, Sue?
