I peruse Ancestry dot calm and I see pictures of my present-day DNA matches, and I am so tempted to communicate to them: "Lets get butt naked and fuck - Simply Confess

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I peruse Ancestry d** calm and I see pictures of my present-day DNA matches, and I am so tempted to communicate to them: “Lets get b*** naked and f*** tonight”.

We’re far away as relatives, so if we made babies together it wouldn’t be a concern. How could I be related to so many hotties. And they are so consistent at putting forward their best side when representing their DNA on Ancestry.

Now I need to go and squeeze one out at the mere thought of these hotties.

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I was just in a random building (a mall prob) and i was with a friend and suddenly they kissed me???? side note: im aro/ace so ive never fell in love with someone ever for me at least, and it is possible, but close to none.

and idr which friend, prob a friend that i dont talk to anymore, but it was really weird bc i would never do that

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