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and do you want to know how you can tell that my intention isnt
actually to hurt anyone, Jeremy? Its because if I wanted to hurt someone
I wouldnt just cover myself in gasoline and light myself on fire, I would put 6
of the propane plumbers torches i use to smoke marijuna dabs in my backpack, strap it to my back, cover that in gasoline too, and
turn myself into a living bomb. Youre lucky im not violent and am
just gonna be making a statement with my very public and gruesome
self immolation. Any collateral damage will be entirely unintentional. You should make sure
no one’s there if youre not gonna get me off the hook before 6:30 am. At 6:30 am, the emails and facebook messages get sent and you get doxxed. At that point, you still have a chance
to stop me from lighting myself on fire by exonerating me, confessing the truth, and dropping the charges, but if you dont, I will show up today during your
seminar and light myself on fire. Ive warned you ONLY because I dont want to hurt any innocent people….well, and because I want you to be
legally accountable for any collateral damage. Im not in this to hurt anyone. I just want to make sure tara watches me burn to death in front of her eyes. Ill be genrous and give you til 6 am, thats 4 whole extra minutes! Arent
I generous and agreeable? You threatened my livelihood. Now Im threatening yours. Better cancel that seminar
and refund those people or theyll all get to watch me light myself on fire and im pretty sure that
youll get nailed for breaking fire code and having prior warning, Jeremy. 🙂 F*** around and fight out. Drop the charges and make my problems go
away, and youll never hear from me again. Dont, and this is gonna get very very ugly and you will both be intrinsically linked to me, this website,
weird piss p***, and self immolation. I will destroy everything you have spent the last 20 years of your life working to build in one sunday. Is protecting
her from herself really worth what im about to do to the both of you?

You know waht, you got til 6:30, because I’m such a nice guy.

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