so I’m 14 and I was making a salad for me and someone else and I was washing the cucumber and then somehow I put my mouth on it and it was one of those big cucumbers *i washed it off good before fixing it bcoz i ain’t nasty like some of yall* and i felt so full and i fantasized that it was my cousins d*** so in conclusion i gave a cucumber a bj thinking about my cousin uwu <3333🥺💞