my friend calls herself littlemissperfect but she is anything but little miss perfect, that like giving myself the nickname of zeus, bronze god and it not

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my friend calls herself littlemissperfect but she is anything but little miss perfect, that like giving myself the nickname of zeus, bronze god and it not sticking. anywho this post isn’t about her, this is about the little miss perfects of the world, you know the ones that don’t even want anything to do with you, won’t even accept you on facebook. I knew three of them in my life, my first crush, some girl I use to buy smokes for and one at a party that was so drunk, she thought I was her crush and wanted to f*** me. she ended up f****** my bestfriend and her crush. you the the little miss perfects of the world aren’t so perfect like superman they have a kryptonite. and the kryptonite is alcohol, want to f*** a little miss perfect get her completely wasted and she is yours.

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rodney and the fuckheads +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.Context and UsageThe “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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