No life form on this planet is anywhere as close to as valuable to me as the digitized crack ive been mainlining through my eyeballs for 4-12 hours a day, every day, for the last 19 years of my life. I saw my first internet p*** at the age of 10. I was raised by the internet of 2004. Do you have any idea what I’ll do to myself if you try to make me sit in a cage for even 1 day without the internet?