They took my empty threats issued anonymously as emotional venting in a safe space seriously, so I have no choice but to commit to the bit to the point
of suicide and then everyone will suddenly realize that Im not f****** joking. Apparently
blue oyster song titles count as actual threats. Theyre making me kill myself and Im gonna ruin their life.
That is not an act. I will be a martyr. I am gods chosen hero. This is my final test. I will throw myself from the mountain
and ascend to the throne at god’s left hand. They say if you want to tell the truth to someone, make them laugh, or theyll kill you.
Turns out that some people just dont have much of a sense of humor. Im going to make sure that my death brings your ruin upon you, harpy.