My friends and family always wonder why I’ve stayed single for so long. I always give them the usual lines about how I just haven’t met the right guy, yadda yadda…
What they don’t know is, I’m a diagnosed s** addict, and I stay single because I’m not able to stay faithful. It’s nearly impossible for me to turn down a direct offer for s**. The guy has to be obese or have bad hygiene, or have something else really obviously wrong with him. I spent my teen years having way more s** than any young girl should, and I’m lucky to not be pregnant or have any STDs. I just turned 23, and I manage it nowadays by having two different ‘fuckbuddies’ with whom I alternate my evenings with (and no, they don’t know about each other, but it keeps me from meeting random men on Tinder literally every night).
M*********** only helps temporarily. I get really anxious and stressed if I don’t have s** at least once per day. Three times daily would be ideal for me, honestly. And in a perfect world, it’d be a different guy each time.
