Good morning everyone, my name is Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa.
I am here in the capacity of the chairman of the national task force against homosexuality in Uganda. We are making legislation, to make sure that s***** and homosexuality never sees the light of legality in this land, of the part of Africa. I’ve taken my time to do a little research, to know what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom.
One of the things they do is called “a***-licking”: where, a man’s a*** is licked, like this, by the other person, like ice-cream. And then what happens, even poo-poo comes out, the other poo-poo’s out ah! And then dey eat da Poo-poo!
The other one they do, is that they have a s** practice called “f******”: where they insert their hand, into the other man’s hand, and it goes up -into the a***, all the way…
and it is so painful they have to take drugs, but they enjoy it.
Now, if we have any children, please step out. This is a parentel guidance moment…
Aye, that child can be moved out. So, I’ve done research… this is what they do:
Number one: you can see a man here, having sucked the other person’s r*****…
and the other parson is POO-POO-ING!!! And dis one is eating de Poo-poo all over de place!!!
Ah?! Tell me! When you have a law against homosexuality, do you say “accept eating de poo-poo”?! I mean, look at this guy sincerely… Bishop… Ugh! Stagafiliza! Eh?! Hajat…!
We do not want this sickness. This is sick, and it’s therefore deviant, we do not want it.
NOW! They start off by touching each other’s g******* and smelling each other, then dis one smears the Poo-poo all over de other parson’s face! And as if that is not enough, he puts the hand DEEPAAAR! As Africans, I want to ask Barack Obama to explain to us:
Is this what he wants to bring to Africa –
as a human right?! To eat de poo-poo?! Of our children?!?!
