Several years ago I was anally penetrating a Rottweiler puppy with a crayon. I was slowly working the crayon in and out when the puppy suddenly span around to lick my hand causing the crayon to snap off inside it’s r*****. It was impossible to get out as the pups rectal muscles sucked it deep into it’s beasty abyss. I had no choice but to wait for nature to take its course. About an hour later a friend visited with children who took the puppy outside to play. Sometime later one of the kid’s ran in saying “the puppy had pooped out a yellow lollie”. “That’s no lollie I thought to myself!” We all went outside to look and the children’s mother said “That’s a crayon not a lollie”. I quickly came up with the story that the puppy was always swallowing random objects whole and that you have to be careful what you leave on the floor. It was a close call but they bought it. So the moral to this story is DON’T PENETRATE PUPPYS WITH CRAYONS!!! Use a pen or a paint brush handle. 😉😉😉