on the uni holiday I flirted heavily back and forth with our rep who had a girlfriend, as a challenge to myself, I wanted to make him weak. I would never let myself sleep with him, but my own ego pushed me to get him to confess – in a fairly explicit way – what he’d been wanting to do to me and I got him to kiss me and sort of enjoyed watching his moral dilemma between wanting me and not wanting to be a two-timer…

in fairness to him he did actually stop us before I would have, if he hadn’t I would have done my classic run-away-as-soon-as-their-trying-to-take-you-back-to-their-room routine (yes I have one, it generally kicks in after they kiss me, pull me close, grab whatever it is they like, even finger me for a minute or two before I go to the toilet, wait 5 minutes, come out and peak my head out to make sure coast is clear and bolt, go to opposite end of club and see if there’s a hot guy I can make my new target)

People think I’m sweet and innocent, but in truth I’m manipulative, egotistical, selfish, lacking self respect and generally quite dirty