You probably don’t believe Me, but Im a safer bet than he is in the long run. I don’t have to leave you alone to work, I have better genetics so I can physically take care of you for much longer. I’ll never be disappointed if you have a no spoons day, just means we get to have an inside day with movies and music and weed and video games and hot baths and tlc. And I’m spontaneous so if you feel good and want to go on a Sudden adventure. While you’ve got spoons, I’m always down. I can drive you to all your shoots and Dr’s appointments. I can learn photography. I know how to edit videos. I could do so many amazing things with so little effort if I had you by my side. I know I’m a pervert but I want so much more out of you than s**. I want to build a kingdom with you that could easily outpace whatever you think you’ll accomplish with him. The crazy would stop being an issue within 5 minutes of talking to you, I f****** swear. You calm me down naturally. You have a soothing aura.
