Everything you and I have worked so hard to accomplish is about to go up in flames because I am a spiteful a******. You pushed me one too many times. Once you got the law involved, you were on thin ice, but 2, possibly 3 counts? The only way you get any love at this point is if I get to use you. I hope you enjoyed your free trial of my love, now that you’re hooked, take off your pants and pay your subscription fee with interest, or I’m gonna take it out of his hide. You got me jerking it to r*** lorn. Do you have any idea how salty I am? You could preserve an entire tin of sardines with the salt in my angry sweats.