🚨🚨🚨CUMDUMP CORVALLUS ALERT🚨🚨

I’ll have my sling set up in the handicapped stall at Popeye’s Chicken on NW 20th this afternoon at 430PM. Just knock and say “what’s sleazy?” and my assistant Clark Hallisey will open the door and lube and fluff you up for the final boss: the bodacious and brolic backsnatch of the most famous powerbottom in Florida, Corvallus B Winslow!

Every load deposited into my enchanted end will receive a $1 off coupon for a chicken sandwich. Void where prohibited, while supplies last.

I’ll have a bottle of night train and a 2 liter of Welch’s Grape Soda for your refreshment. If you’d prefer a Grape Train cocktail let my assistant know and he’ll fix you up. As ALWAYS Afro Cubanos, downlow brothers and liberty city street n****** go straight to the front of the line, do not pass go, do not collect $200 pull out your black booty bopper and fill me up with your criminal c**!

Popeyes Chicken
1501 NW 20th St, Miami, FL 33142