Today I farted in an elevator, like a series of very smelly silent-but-deadlies - and did not even hear it as i was wearing my headphones. also did not

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Today I farted in an elevator, like a series of very smelly silent-but-deadlies – and did not even hear it as i was wearing my headphones. also did not realize that other people had entered as well. let this confession ease my mind over the humiliation of this incident

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