Id rather have a emotionally unavailable slutty stupid best friend who’s down to cuddle after coitus than an intellectually compatible romantic dream girl who I can’t s******* defile and who cringes at physical affection. Less headache. Thanks for wasting my time. All you’re good for is fetish fulfillment and video games. You’re emotionally unavailable, plus I hate a*** and I don’t much care for blowjobs. Youre not dating, slutty best friend, or slave material. You’ll have to settle for the friend zone, f*** off, or change pretty much your entire perspnality for me to care about much more than what use I can realistically get put of you at this point. If you can’t take a d***, then make me fetish p*** or leave me alone. You’re not worth my time anymore. I’m hot. I don’t need to settle.