My gf and I are both witty, sarcastic, and profane. If I give her s*** about something she will usually laugh and come off with “oh go eat a d***”. But now that is very limited and has a different meaning. While alcohol played a part, for some time every time she said it I was tempted to go with what I considered my nuclear option and call her bluff. So one weekend night she came off with that line and I replied “if you insist….” then stood and stripped. I was already half hard because of the alcohol and close contact and in my head my nervousness about doing what I was about to do was admittedly also a turn on. So by the time I qas stripped down and on the floor throwing my knees back over my shoulders she was confused and laughing but got wide eyed when she realized the head of my erect c*** was about an inch away from my face and I just looked up at her and said “do you want me to eat a d*** or not?” She was unsure if I was bluffing or not so I filled in the blank and rubbed the already dripping head aroud my lips and I asked again. She simply nodded and I spent some time licking the head of my c***, and kept the eye contact and slipped some of my c*** into my mouth. I had learned when I was 15 to do it and there was always a unique head rush to it. After gently sucking on it for a momentI heard her mutter “oh my f****** god…” and then I held her eyes as I continued. Granted thanks to the sensation and alcohol I was getting into it even more than usual. It is a vicious circle, sucking your own c***, because it feels good so you are motivated to do it more and you can’t help getting into it despite the utter obscenity of it. I had to take a break and catch my breath, it was even hotter than I imagined doing it for her would be and I was way too close to c****** already. Honestly the situation had sobered me up quickly and I wanted to make the most of it because I knew it may freak her out. She asked still stunned…
How and when did you learn to do this…and i told her i had used to do it routinely when m*********** just was not enough. She of course asked what any woman would ask out of petty jealousy of I had done it since being with her and I told her honestly yes because I knew she did not enjoy doing it. But rather than get bitchy and jealous she knelt in the floor next to me and started touching me and I could tell she was shy about being part of it and without taking my c*** out of my mouth I put her hand on the shaft and guided her to stroke a few times and she began to start jerking me into my own mouth as she watched with this huge smile. I started getting close fast and she said part of her wanted to help me do it. I stopped long enough to tell her that she was welcome to help the next time, but if she wanted to help this time to simply cup and squeeze my balls. She did so and I was moaning around my own c*** when she asked if I was close and needed to stop and I was too desperate to c** so I just whimpered uh uh and shook my head and so she put her face next to mine as she squeezed my balls and rapidly jerked the visible part of my c*** and told me to c** for her. She gasped as she felt my balls start clenching and felt every spasm and throb as I was staring up at her wide eyed as I shot off time and again into my own mouth as she helped milk me. My head was spinning and it was such an incredibly long hard o*****. My whole body was shaking as it happened, and when I was done pulsing I needed to unpretzel myself but she put a hand on my a** and kept me folded up and firmly squeezed milked another few drops into my gasping mouth, then let me unfold but shoved her tongue into my mouth to share the taste. She lay down alongside me and took a firm grip on my balls and told me that it was hot to t******* own c** in my mouth. Then she smiled at me and said that now it was time to eat a p****, and she was riding my face and c****** quickly. As soon as she could move she was in my face kissing me again and told me she liked tasting herself in my mouth also. We went to bed and passed out. But early the next morning she woke me up by massaging my balls while I was still hard from a full bladder and smiled down at me and said “good morning baby, will you please eat a d*** for me?” I was more than ready and after a quick piss was giving her what she wanted. This time she m*********** as she watched and as I began to shoot off in my mouth she was saying omg I can even watch your a** quiver when you c**, and then she was screaming and growling through her own o*****. We passed out again. Ever since that day she will only tell me to eat a d*** with a shy smile because she finds it so hot to watch. She has helped by licking my balls as I do it, and while she has not put a finger in me she loves to put a fingertip against my a** because she loves to feel every spasm because it makes her feel really connected to my o*****. And we almost always c** swap now.