College freshmen are also way more fun to f*** then you probably are with your trauma and psychotic b*******. Good thing theres 50 colleges in 1 town. Them girls are all away from home for the first time and looking for a cute nice older guy to buy them a handle of tequila and wear them like a hockey mask all night. Pretty much the only bar you have to clear to hit some campus bound 18 year old is not being an ugly creeper, being confident, and having a car and drugs/booze. Well I just went up a tax bracket last year, and Im confident as f*** now because of you. I cant wait for fall. Ima be slamming b*********** p**** like its going out of style while youre crying in bed because Im not giving you attention anymore and you cant f****** move without being in pain. Also funko pops are stupid as f***, the only reason I cared is because it was me and it felt like a special gesture.
