My name is Gabe Athouse and my friends John Gulbunni and Lou Skunt and I got caught in a 3 way suckoff circle by our wives on a trip to Charleston. They left to go somewhere but it got cancelled so they came back walked in and saw their husbands with a c*** in each of their mouths. My wife yelled and screamed while the others cried. My wife had found some make f*** and s*** mags in the garage so she was primed for it. After they left we all finished each other off (last one to c** always gets two mouths working their joint) and then made a plan to tell our wives that we did it as a joke. They didn’t believe us and now we’re living as roommates.

Clark Hallisey is our travel agent and Corvallus Winslow III Esq is our divorce attorney and plug for poppers and tina. Cream Gene is driving uber and doing alcohol delivery these days.