As long as your p**** isn’t safe to eat or I’m scared you’re so crazy and unstable that you’ll poke a hole in the condom, the best you can do is being my s*** video pen pal or my platonic friend. I want to keep you out of stabbing range. Youre a gross psychotic plague rat with a substance abuse problem. Stay a minimum of 100 yards away from me at all times please. And of you hit me like a man, you’re gonna get laid out like a little fragile man.
