P****** without f******/s***** contact is like Chinese food without chicken, a f****** teasing dissapointment. Yeah I love egg rolls and fried rice but if that’s all you’re offering me I’m gonna go find better Chinese food. The only situation in which I’d be OK with just eating fried rice and egg rolls is if I was starving, and in a s***** sense, im f****** starving. Good chicken/female touch is vital. Otherwise why bother even eating Chinese food/dating someone. I’d rather have the chicken/s** without the sudes/piss if I had to choose. You’re the weird one in this scenario, not me.