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You picked the wrong tard to mess with… I’m clinically retarded. I neglected to mention. All your bases are belong to me! You are conquered. I am Mordor. I will rule the galaxy, soon will will feel my wrath and I… will rule the GALAXY!…… SPIIIIIDERRRRRMAAAAAN! Soon you will be in California avoiding a yard (me) and little do you know, I will be revealing my nuclear laser death ray to the unsuspecting public at the annual 6th Street Clown Parade!!! Soon….. the entire WORLD will behold my POWER! and by that time, I will be on my base on the moon with my lazer death ray aimed on your house! Mwahahahahahaba! The power on the Sun in the palm of my hand….

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