Oh damn I need me some tender young white cheeks today. I remember once I went to this frozen yogurt shop I could tell the young dude working there was a damn f**. I asked him if he ever sucked an Alabama black snake and he said “no sir” and I told him to meet me around the back of the shop. He said he’s new at this and I couldn’t control my damn self and just pulled his khakis down and started splitting and busting his white cheeks. He asked me my name and I said you can call me the Niggeronian and he said “ok Mr N*****”. Dropped my damn nut in his a**. He said “hey mister aren’t you gonna give me a tip?” I said “yeah get out of the frozen yogurt business while you’re young!”.

I got 3 rules for whites:

1. Drain my balls
2. Fill my belly
3. Don’t ask me for s***!