I’m friend-zoning you and writing you off as a potential soulmate until you make your intentions crystal f****** clear to me. You can be my rent-free roomate, smoke my damn weed, and play my f****** video games, but I aint f****** touching you until you get your s*** together. I cant be going off the rails like this over stupid s***. And I’m done saving my virginity for you. Not that itll matter, no one wants to f*** me. Lmao.