Boy I'll slam your damn cheeks if you get your ass over to Alabama. I'm the damn Prestonian and I'm the senior cheek splitter in these parts. I've got

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Boy I’ll slam your damn cheeks if you get your a** over to Alabama. I’m the damn Prestonian and I’m the senior cheek splitter in these parts.

I’ve got three rules for all whites:

✓ Drain my balls
✓ Fill my belly
✓ DON’T ASK ME FOR S***!

The Manzoneer

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Multiple times I fell asleep at work and other employees noticed and I felt awkward embarrassed I was angry and I was intimidated I felt uncomfortable I was immature unprofessional I lied I passed judgment against others

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so what kinda underwear you wearin?
cotton or synthetic?

-darrel the manager