I had an anal orgasm just now with TS Cindy Too Much. Unfortunately it ended with a loud fart and she said she was going to charge me $20 more and

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I had an a*** o***** just now with TS Cindy Too Much. Unfortunately it ended with a loud fart and she said she was going to charge me $20 more and couldn’t see me anymore. I had a large plate of ropa vieja the night before at la caretta.. damn that Republican Felipe Valls Jr and his fart inducing food! My backsnatch is my calling card and I’m tired of Sr Valls salting my game!

—CORVALLUS WINSLOW III

New Confession

Beyond the Drug addicts and stuff of Oshawa it seems some of the true pieces of s*** are some of the police and security guards for some reason around there.

Oddly enough they seem to have more beliefs and actions + ideals that you’d probably expect to find from cartel members and s*** like that and the crimes they commit are probably more than any criminal ever arrested in the world. (especially if you combine totals)

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