Jizzle Jim Brush (who wants to hear you cum) and Cream Gene (who services bums near the railway stations) DP'd me in the bathroom of a Rallys, raw. We

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Jizzle Jim Brush (who wants to hear you c**) and Cream Gene (who services bums near the railway stations) DP’d me in the bathroom of a Rallys, raw. We split a Buford and then they split my cheeks. I need to find a couple good rechargers in Miami so I don’t need to drive my 1987 Camry Wagon to Orlando (FKA The Stabbin Wagon for when I used to offer a mobile backsnatch service).

I grabbed a Buford for the road and as I drove I thought about my life. Is this all life is about? Eating greasy burgers and getting assfucked by pozzed out weirdos?

Just then I said to my phone “ok Google take me to the Purple Cucumber” and I turned back towards Orlando.

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I live in a two story house. The house beside is a one story rental. A young couple moved in. She is gorgeous. I see her in tiny nighties and mas turbate.

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Last year I had se.x with my friends girlfriend. They broke up not long ago, but not because of that. He still doesn’t know what we did. I’m not going to lie, the first time we did it I lasted about 30 seconds before I eja.culated inside her. She’s just so fu.c.king beautiful, it was like my di.ck wanted to fill her with sp.erm before she had a chance to change her mind. After the first time I was able to go two more rounds and last much longer. I even made her c.um a couple of times. She spent the night in my bed and we had s.ex again in the morning. Yes, I feel fu.cking guilty about it, but I didn’t think their relationship would last anyway (I was right) and we just have a natural chemistry. I hope she doesn’t tell him out of spite. Believe it or not, I really like my friend and I want to stick with him. Thank you for giving me a chance to get this off my chest.