I am the Niggeronian in the place to be, some call it Checkers some call it Rally, they’ve got the best burger of all places and it gives me gas for white faces.

Corvallus probably reading this while cooking a big pot of ratsoup thinking about ways to get more Jew gold. I slam white cheeks and they say I’m the best in the damn business.

If you’re a weak jackass cracker in the Alabama area don’t accept any imposters! Only the Niggeronian can wear you out the way you need!

–The Alabama Slammer

(If you’re reading this you owe me a Buford)