Seeing all the various sized sausages in the grocery store almost always gives me an erection. It’s really embarrassing but I find myself unable to ignore them. I’m sure there have been times I lingered there too long for other shoppers and store employees not to notice. I try really hard not to be obvious but repeatedly picking them up and reluctantly putting several of them back before leaving empty handed has probably raised some eyebrows. When I shop with my wife I find excuses to go back to the meat section alone. I know it’s sick but I just can’t help myself!
