Earlier today I was rubbing one out to a young titter on a webcam.

It made me recall the times I used to drive around East Spokane looking for any of the sad h***** prospects along Sprague Avenue.

There were some grunted-up hags out there, with drugs their only priority, and so very few young titters with budding breasts could be had, and had again, in that area.

Nothing quite like a twenty-year-old with firm and erect t*** that she’ll let me carpet bomb with millions of my future children.