I have McCormick Mayonesa, made with lime instead of straight white vinegar. That makes me Maycho latino papi - CORVALLUS ps I'd kill AB if that bitch ass

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I have McCormick Mayonesa, made with lime instead of straight white vinegar. That makes me Maycho latino papi

– CORVALLUS

ps I’d kill AB if that b**** a** punk came near me. Probably flew Spirit back to tampa and is at Buddies or Thee Love Shack creaming strange a** and mouth. That dude is a closet case all day. He’s a known “straight” top in Hollywood Florida. 1000% really. He goes to Sensations on Hollywood Blvd and 441 and finds guys to s*** his d*** or f*** their b***. Man is bugnuts. He smokes K2 with his weed, extra wet.

New Confession

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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