There is this Ogre in Seattle at Pike Place Market named Barry Livesay. He lives there, and he is older than dirt. He’s just the scummiest sort of clown you could ever expect to see.

Barry Livesay doesn’t know his a** from a hole in the ground and yet he has to chime in with his opinion on every little subject.

Whatever you do, don’t go to the La Salle Apartments at Pike Place Market to see Barry Livesay.

I don’t know how Barry would feel about Corvallus, or even Corvallis, but you probably don’t want to find out.