This is the Prestonian and I will stop farting in white faces and performing disgusting homosexual acts. There is too much negativity in this world and I now I am a positive man, HIV positive.
I won’t ever do Presto Changeo (where I pretend to be a bottom only to top a bi curious or strict top white man) or steal the wallet of the white man I am wearing out.
I also won’t make a white man s*** on my nutbag while I’m eating a sack of Big Buford cheeseburgers from Rally’s. Don’t get me wrong I’ll still eat those tasty burgers I just won’t do homosexual acts.
This is the Prestonian/Presto Change-o/Manzoneer/Prestomatic signing off and denouncing any kind of homosexuality as I don’t want to infect people with the HIV i have acquired by visiting too many pickle parks and truck stops.
Peace,
The Prestonian
