So I had to return a “stool sample” – in the lab-provided envelope and all… AND with the stupid instructions for the stool sample WRITTEN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE GOD DAMNED RETURN ENVELOPE…

and of course the weather is horrible for going out… SO my options were to leave it for the mailman, or (most sensibly) wait another day (which they said not to do).

Well I just now put on my boots, even to get to my mailbox… and as I approached (with zero footprints on the ‘other side’, which would only be from the mailman)… alas, UP WALKS the MAILMAN!!!

SO I gave it right to him… sure that he’s reading about the f****** “STOOL SAMPLE” while walking down the road whistling to any other neighbors who are out.

damn hell !!