You probably dont realize this because youre pansexual, but whether you like it or not, the truth is Siren:

Me f****** you would be some HOT s***. Me and you finally getting our years of pent up s***** tension and frustrations out on each other would be s*** enough to sell tickets to. But him? Porky? Him f****** you is nauseating enough to make people vomit up their f****** christmas dinners.

Me f****** you vs him f****** you is the difference between 94% thumbs up amateur p*** and 50% thumbs up amateur p*** on pornhub.

Merry Christmas! Enjoy the covid he forced onto you! Enjoy sucking fat dude d*** and not getting enough attention paid to your t****** or enough tongue in your p**** to c**. You certainly beat me! You think you’re better off than me, and you’re a f****** idiot. You’re nothing but a teacup poodle surrounded by yes men. Your bubble will burst.