I can finally express, my new theory. You see all my friends call me insane, my mother says im a failure, my father beats me daily. But now, I can show the truth to everyone without being judged for my emo profile and xxtentacle h***** quotes. You see, Pineapple on pizza was created by GERMANS. Now you might be thinking, Italians made pizza BUT YOUR WRONG! You see in reality, Germans on mass migrated during the collapse of the Roman Empire, an example being the Vandals who setteled North Africa and became the majority. The same thing happened in the province of Italia, you see the Germans on mass setteled and genocided the local Romans on mass to fuel there migration. While proclaiming themself as “roman”, and during the Byzantien reconquest and evantual lost of Italy for the second time, all the Romans who migrated to Italia once again were all executed. Therefore, Roman Empire is not related to Italy, and italy is secretly German. The Italians during Napoleans invasion of europe and rapid liberlization used Rome as an idea to unify it, however they are not related to Italy. THEY ARE GERMANS! The Germans then made the italian Social Republic following Mussolini Surrender, and created pine apple on pizza, which was sent to New York. Pine Apple on pizza, sweet and salty combined resulted in a series of on mass deaths and hysteria which was apart of the german Wunderwaffe plan.
