Obviously there is no “Purple Cucumber”(nice!) but if you wanna ride that Bone Rollercoaster in Orlando, head on over to Hank’s, where the drinks are always cheap and the men are always easy! Their outdoor play area gets pretty wild when the sun goes down, there’s always a fresh pole or hole looking for fun!

So if you’ve got a hankerin’ for jizzy, get bizzy on over to Hank’s!

And don’t forget to tell Stan KORVALLUS KRINGLE sent ya!

Hank’s Bar
5026 Edgewater Drive
Orlando FL 32810