Who's gonna eat my hairy asshole tonight?? ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE you know the drill park behind La Carreta and look for my sign (Fri Sat Sun there is a

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Who’s gonna eat my hairy a****** tonight??

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE

you know the drill
park behind La Carreta and look for my sign (Fri Sat Sun there is a security guard out there making sure you are eating at the restaurant. But you wont be staying in that parking spot, my clever sign includes my nearby address, which you will drive to. It’s about a block away next to the Public Storage. so you’re just pulling in, see the sign with arrow and an address, and driving over.)

– CORVALLUS

New Confession

Better treat the good people good and not totally sh*t on them by turning everything around about yourself backwards to make them feel and look like the bad one and replace them with a partner you think is better. Especially one that that familiar with breaking the law and a gazillion felonies. Heck,your ” better” partner just may end up de*d then you are left alone with nobody to support your selfish needs. You then realize too late that you can never get back the partner that was good to you that you treated like trash.

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