Since you wanna talk about your relationship publically. Im gonna tell everyone I KNOW your little love-story for you Siren. I know how much you hate it when I talk s*** about you to my friends. Good thing none of them know your name. I’m not a complete f****** a******. Even better that you can’t correct me with your naive lies. I get to make him look REAL bad without telling a single f****** lie. “Yeah this dude looks like Paul Blart with facial hair, he takes pictures of naked girls in LA while his girlfriend is stuck at home in bed in the cold winter nights. He staked her out at concerts, approached her when she was 18 and vulnerable, and took naked pictures of her before he even asked her out. Plus he sells her naked pictures and SPLITS the money with her instead of giving it all to her.”

Every woman I talk to about yall lovebirds always says the same thing “Thats f****** gross, thats not right. I’d f****** kill him. ETC.” ANd I dont tell a single f****** lie or embellish ANYTHING. F*** you, Siren. Wake the f*** up before I abandon you for good to your sad, disgusting fate. I love that everyone I talk to thinks that your relationship is just as gross and predatory as I do.