I tried to impress my girlfriend and I was trying to make her laugh and I feel like I was ultimately just coming off as being goofy and pathetic. I have

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I tried to impress my girlfriend and I was trying to make her laugh and I feel like I was ultimately just coming off as being goofy and pathetic. I have been trying too hard to impress her. And I lied, I was lazy insensitive unloving unmerciful unforgiving irresponsible procrastinating ungodly flirtatious lustful manipulative tyrannical defensive argumentative gossipping impatient stubborn faithless anxious worried paranoid immature irresponsible disrespectful selfish forgetful self righteous, I had violent thoughts and I had a martyr like attitude, impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m********* and I had resentment passed judgement against others and I had worldly sorrow and I complained

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The bully was prepared, he pulled me down to this basement with like 10 preteens. He totally humiliated me. Forced me to strip. Touch myself and admit I was scared of him as they stared and laughed at me a grown man being humiliated. Later I found out that this isn’t new. It’s happening all over. The new drag someone randomly to a basement degrade them in front of children an record the whole thing to hold it against you.

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Last year I had se.x with my friends girlfriend. They broke up not long ago, but not because of that. He still doesn’t know what we did. I’m not going to lie, the first time we did it I lasted about 30 seconds before I eja.culated inside her. She’s just so fu.c.king beautiful, it was like my di.ck wanted to fill her with sp.erm before she had a chance to change her mind. After the first time I was able to go two more rounds and last much longer. I even made her c.um a couple of times. She spent the night in my bed and we had s.ex again in the morning. Yes, I feel fu.cking guilty about it, but I didn’t think their relationship would last anyway (I was right) and we just have a natural chemistry. I hope she doesn’t tell him out of spite. Believe it or not, I really like my friend and I want to stick with him. Thank you for giving me a chance to get this off my chest.