you’ve become like my little sidekick, a screaming monkey that hollers rude things to anyone who walks by, but your voice is all squeaky and childlike so it’s only just hilarious. the monkey throws miniature daggers at all the people but his little plastic knives are small and made of rubber. the people look with amusement but walk on by wondering what made this monkey so small and weak. that’s what you are, my monkey.
