God is on my side. He always protects and rewards me and punishes you. So it must be that his will is that I smite you. He works through me. You must be

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God is on my side. He always protects and rewards me and punishes you. So it must be that his will is that I smite you. He works through me. You must be purged like the witch you are. My justice is divine. My will is good. It is you who are the demon, foul succubus, and I have reversed your incantations. You will be cleansed in holy fire for refusing to fulfill my s***** and romantic needs, and god has proven that he is on MY side. You will burn for both of our sins, for man is chaste and woman is sin. Burn in hell you heartless b****. Learn your place you worthless harlot. I am jesus reborn and you have denied me my flesh sacrifice. I will smite you.

New Confession

I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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